Rant it out!

Yes, this blog entry is only a list... but you can deal with it.  This is my rant list, pet peeves, things that make me angry, stuff I don't like, etc. (at least as of today, right?)

• Horrible customer service
• Red lights
• Commercials
• Selective hearing
• The smell of week old garbage
• Money; or the lack of money, which leads to...
• Budgets
• Pumping gas
• Hideous fake nails
• Pens without ink
• Chipped nail polish
• Holes in socks
• Dogs that bark non-stop for no apparent reason
• Crosswords that are too hard to solve
• Dull scissors
• Plumber's crack
• Diets
• Burnt out light bulbs
• Automated telephone services
• Candy bowls with yucky candy
• Crooked pictures/frames
• Pre-teen and teen PDA... okay, all PDA
• Bad spray tans
• Alarm clocks
• Junk mail
• The dentist... and all other medical professionals
• Bad movies, and even worse remakes
• Too hot weather
• Driver's who don't use their blinkers
• Dead batteries
• Ants, spiders, flies and wasps
• Shapeups
• Spoiled people who always want more
• People who never think they're wrong or won't admit it when they are
• Blowing dust... especially when it gets in your eyes
• 2-in-1 Shampoo and Conditioner
• People with perfect hair and skin all the time
• 2nd hand smoke
• Organic everything
• Broken crayons
• Irresponsible or inattentive parents
• Dents
• Bedbugs
• Cursing
• People stuck in 1950's gender roles
• Traffic Jams
• Unfair fighters
• Tabloids
• Having poor or no cellular service and dropped calls
• Tofu
• People who walk slowly in the middle of a crowd (e.g. at the mall)
• Gift registries with 27 billion things, that nobody really needs
• Having to pee in the middle of a movie
• Tattoos with no meaning
• Know-it-alls
• Rude manners
• Expired coupons
• Too high expectations, being let down
• Rug burns
• Dirty dishes... and dirty laundry
• Locks without keys
• False advertising
• A perfect picture that turned out blurry
• Missed opportunities
• Spoiled milk
• Bills
• Muscle cramps and knots
• Skinny jeans
• People who can't make up their minds (yes, I'm included in this one)
• Hair legs when you want to wear shorts
• Being hungry, but not finding anything you want to eat
• Babbling
• Tiny, overpriced yard sales
• Wire hangers
• Long lines
• Lima beans
• Season finales (and the wait for a new season)... good tv shows should just never end
• Bad dreams... and waking up from the good dreams
• Yelling, when talking will work just fine
• Excuses
• Banana flavored candy
• Bad hair days
• Assumptions
• Mullets and Mohawks
• Cliff hangers
• When your foot falls asleep
• Slow internet
• Grown out roots
• People who wear clothes that are too small for them
• Polyester
• Realizing you don't have all the ingredients when you want to bake
• Grass stains
• Stretch marks
• Bump-its
• Whiners
• Finding a perfect product, only to find out it's been discontinued
• Bad Posture
• Paper cuts
• Candles that smell bad
• Expiration dates
• Ungrateful people... all you have to do is say thank you!
• Mosquitoes
• Educated people who still can't spell
• Disrespectful children
• Jeggings and 'pajama jeans'
• Cosmetic surgery
• Bridezillas
• Pimples and ingrown hairs
• Non-waterproof mascara
• Stepping in gum
• Bagpipes
• Waking up 5 minutes before the alarm goes off