Monday, September 19, 2011

Take me out to the ball game!

Two years ago Dustin and I were lucky enough to get free tickets to a Mariner's game.  We had a great time with a couple good friends and couldn't wait until we could go back again.  We were lucky to still have contacts for tickets and planned another Mariner's trip!  This time a good friend, Kellen, and my sister went with us.

This was Sarah's first Mariner's game... and I hope it won't be the last.


I love this sign, and this place.  It's even better when there's a soccer game going on in the background and the fireworks go off!  It's also fun when it's 'Fan Appreciation Night' and they give out tons of prizes.  Too bad we didn't win any of them...



This was the beginning of the end.  I claim that Dustin jinxed the Mariner's because he posted that they were winning... then in a matter of minutes the Ranger's had three home runs to tie up the score.



Even though the Mariner's spent the rest of the game trying to catch up, it was still pretty eventful.



Ichiro, gotta love him. 



Our seats were amazing!  (Thanks, Kevin!!!)  We were sitting behind home plate twenty seats up, just to the right, towards the Mariner's dugout.



Rally Time!!!  ...but it didn't work.  (note: check out the kid behind Kellen and Dustin.  He's intense!)



Me and Sarah  : )  We'll have to go to more games together in the future.

All in all, it was a very fun night!  Although, make sure you're hydrated before going to the games!  A water bottle is $4.50, beer is between $8 and $12 dollars and food is as greasy as it is expensive!  But it's all party of the experience I hear...

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Table Talk

The following is a summarized version of the conversation that Dustin (and I) had while eating dinner last night.  It was a doozy!



Dustin wishes he knew what Porter was thinking, or that Porter could talk.

Problem: What if Porter could speak, but he only spoke chinese?

Dustin's solution: Hire a chinese kid to be our live-in translator.

Problem: Child labor laws.

Solution: Not tell anyone?  OR hire (cough *adopt* cough) a little chinese girl, whose parents sent her to the US because they can only have 1 kid and they want it to be a boy.

Problem: Little chinese girls are good at gymnastics???  (side note: the parents wouldn't have smuggled her into the US if she were a good gymnast, therefore there might not be many little chinese girls out there for hire)

Solution: A little girl who is bad at gymnastics can still be a good translator. 

Problem:  Porter doesn't really speak any language... not even chinese.

No Solution.  Darn.

I guess we'll never know what Porter is really thinking.

Friday, August 26, 2011

Love list...

After the post entirely about things that I dislike, I thought it would be nice to create a list of things that I DO like!  : )

  • Chai tea lattes
  • Bubble baths
  • A good book that you can't put down
  • Finding money in a coat or pants pocket
  • Strawberry Lemondrop martinis
  • Mail... real mail, no junk mail
  • A perfect hair day
  • Flip flops and painted toenails
  • Sleeping in
  • The little things; love notes, helping hands, etc.
  • Puppy dreams and puppy tongues
  • Chocolate!!!  ...without nuts, coconut, creme or toffee
  • Thunderstorms
  • Polka dots
  • Taking photos
  • Pizza
  • Show tunes
  • Black and white photos
  • Cinnamon
  • Organization
  • Lunchables... yes, lunchables
  • HGTV
  • Writing, Drawing and Painting
  • Fluffy pillows
  • S'mores!
  • Sunglasses
  • Fresh flowers
  • Dill pickles and baby corn
  • Massages
  • Anything vintage or antique
  • Dimples
  • Crossword puzzles
  • Playing Piano
  • Scrapbooks
  • Yard sales!
  • Sweatpants
  • Green eyes
  • Swing dancing
  • Pearls
  • Fresh fruit
  • Eyeshadow
  • Craigslist
  • Ice-cream
  • Purses
  • Cosmo
  • Sunsets
  • Inside jokes
  • Butterfly kisses
  • Clearance sales
  • Swingsets and seasaws
  • Pandora
  • Bobbypins
  • Slippers and bathrobes
  • Netflix
  • Finding something that was lost
  • Driving with the windows down, radio up and feet on the dash
  • Cover-up, concealer and foundation
  • Musicals and old black and white films
  • Night-lit skylines
  • The Original Super Mario Bros.
  • Cute old men and little old ladies
  • Freckle-faced kids
  • Stained glass windows
  • British and Irish accents
  • Scratch Tickets
  • Curly hair and pigtails
  • The smell of fresh rain and fresh cut grass
  • Fireworks and sparklers
  • Rainbows and double rainbows
  • Cracking open a new can of tennis balls
  • Minigolf
  • Running through sprinklers
  • Rubber Duckies
  • Baking cookies, cheesecake, cupcakes, etc.
  • Rainboots
  • Paydays
  • (some) surprises
  • Airconditioning
  • Chocolate Malts
  • People-watching
  • Spending time with friends and family

Monday, August 22, 2011

Rant it out!

Yes, this blog entry is only a list... but you can deal with it.  This is my rant list, pet peeves, things that make me angry, stuff I don't like, etc. (at least as of today, right?)
  • Horrible customer service
  • Red lights
  • Commercials
  • Selective hearing
  • The smell of week old garbage
  • Money; or the lack of money, which leads to...
  • Budgets
  • Pumping gas
  • Hideous fake nails
  • Pens without ink
  • Chipped nail polish
  • Holes in socks
  • Dogs that bark non-stop for no apparent reason
  • Crosswords that are too hard to solve
  • Dull scissors
  • Plumber's crack
  • Diets
  • Burnt out light bulbs
  • Automated telephone services
  • Candy bowls with yucky candy
  • Crooked pictures/frames
  • Pre-teen and teen PDA... okay, all PDA
  • Bad spray tans
  • Alarm clocks
  • Junk mail
  • The dentist... and all other medical professionals
  • Bad movies, and even worse remakes
  • Too hot weather
  • Driver's who don't use their blinkers
  • Dead batteries
  • Ants, spiders, flies and wasps
  • Shapeups
  • Spoiled people who always want more
  • People who never think they're wrong or won't admit it when they are
  • Blowing dust... especially when it gets in your eyes
  • 2-in-1 Shampoo and Conditioner
  • People with perfect hair and skin all the time
  • 2nd hand smoke
  • Organic everything
  • Broken crayons
  • Irresponsible or inattentive parents
  • Dents
  • Bedbugs
  • Cursing
  • People stuck in 1950's gender roles
  • Traffic Jams
  • Unfair fighters
  • Tabloids
  • Having poor or no cellular service and dropped calls
  • Tofu
  • People who walk slowly in the middle of a crowd (e.g. at the mall)
  • Gift registries with 27 billion things, that nobody really needs
  • Having to pee in the middle of a movie
  • Tattoos with no meaning
  • Know-it-alls
  • Rude manners
  • Expired coupons
  • Too high expectations, being let down
  • Rug burns
  • Dirty dishes... and dirty laundry
  • Locks without keys
  • False advertising
  • A perfect picture that turned out blurry
  • Missed opportunities
  • Spoiled milk
  • Bills
  • Muscle cramps and knots
  • Skinny jeans
  • People who can't make up their minds (yes, I'm included in this one)
  • Hair legs when you want to wear shorts
  • Being hungry, but not finding anything you want to eat
  • Babbling
  • Tiny, overpriced yard sales
  • Wire hangers
  • Long lines
  • Lima beans
  • Season finales (and the wait for a new season)... good tv shows should just never end
  • Bad dreams... and waking up from the good dreams
  • Yelling, when talking will work just fine
  • Excuses
  • Banana flavored candy
  • Bad hair days
  • Assumptions
  • Mullets and Mohawks
  • Cliff hangers
  • When your foot falls asleep
  • Slow internet
  • Grown out roots
  • People who wear clothes that are too small for them
  • Polyester
  • Realizing you don't have all the ingredients when you want to bake
  • Grass stains
  • Stretch marks
  • Bump-its
  • Whiners
  • Finding a perfect product, only to find out it's been discontinued
  • Bad Posture
  • Paper cuts
  • Candles that smell bad
  • Expiration dates
  • Ungrateful people... all you have to do is say thank you!
  • Mosquitoes
  • Educated people who still can't spell
  • Disrespectful children
  • Jeggings and 'pajama jeans'
  • Cosmetic surgery
  • Bridezillas
  • Pimples and ingrown hairs
  • Non-waterproof mascara
  • Stepping in gum
  • Bagpipes
  • Waking up 5 minutes before the alarm goes off

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Flashback from English 150

Writing has always been a passion of mine.  Even though I rarely take time to sit down and let my mind spill out onto the pages of a journal or flow through the keys into a document, it is still something that I would like to pursue more seriously some day.  I don't often feel the urge to write, or dream about writing, but it's days like today, having stumbled across writings from a college english course, that make me wish I were a writer.

Here are just a few things that I found...


-A Sestina-

She walked quickly down the sidewalk,
with each step her breath grew colder.
Fog danced out from her lips telling a story
of long winter nights spent together.
Each memory tempting yet another smile
to appear upon her rosy face.

In only moments she would face
her love at the end of the winding sidewalk.
She almost wished the night would grow colder,
so he would hold her close and tell the story
of their first romantic night together.
Her heart warmed just thinking of his smile.

His was an awkward smile
which only added to his rugged face.
Scars lined his cheeks like the cracks of the sidewalk,
suggesting there was a time this man was colder
than the warm-hearted gentleman who’s story
was quiet and simple. Putting together

both their stories was perfect. Once together
again he was calmed by her smile,
and his touch upon her face
made time stand still. Nearing the end of the sidewalk
she could see his silhouette. Colder
still the air became, but the story

was always the same. A love story
written across time to keep them together.
She came closer and could see his smile
as a tear ran down her face.
She reached his place where the sidewalk
ended, and entered his embrace. The colder

the night became, the colder
and more distant their past story
of loneliness. They were together
again at last. The moon with a smile
looked down shining upon their face,
as they stood at the end of the sidewalk.

The happy ending to their story
would forever live within her smile.
The love story that ended with the sidewalk.

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People always say
                                ‘time will tell’

But what
What will time tell?
Will it tell of good fortune
Memories past
Choices right or wrong?
Lost love or lust
Worth all the pain?
-No-
            
Time tells lies
With every single tick
Keeping track of the seconds
Minutes upon hours
Counting down to our very last
Unyielding breath

But if time tells lies
What truths have we left?
Those of love
Compassion
Friendship and hope?
-or simply-
That we must continue on
Knowing time may never tell


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$2.00 Milky Way

     At the same time every day, the same people walk by. Books in hand, packs on back, flurried emotions running wild across faces. But today is different. Rather than enjoying my afternoon break between chemistry and English by watching the chaos unfold in the student union building, I am distracted by Professor Hinks. He is the most unusual little man. No doubt all those chemicals and gone-wrong experiments over the years have had some beating on him. Today, however, he is not having his usual problems with confused, immature freshman, but instead the vending machine.
     “Blast you, you stupid contraption!” Blared Hinks, with a little twist of his face that nearly forced the spectacles off the tip of his nose.
     The machine took no offense to this, and stood still, with a small ‘beep’ informing Hinks that he owed $.75 for his selection.
     “Seventy-five cents? Baloney… I already gave you a dollar!” said Hinks, angrily poking at the change return button, to which the machine responded only with a scrolling message of ‘Thank you, come again!’ Looking around for any witnesses, Hinks cursed under his breath as he quickly consulted his watch and withdrew his wallet from the back of his worn khaki pants.
     “Happy now?” Shoving the crisp new bill into the machine. - $1.00 Credit – Stepping back to assure himself of his choice, Hinks’ beady blue eyes scrolled across the rows of overpriced snacks. A1 Snickers, C8 Doritos, D3 Chocolate Chip Cookies… Finally, coming to a conclusion Hinks carefully pushed B, then glancing back to be sure, firmly pressed five. The machine, taunting Hinks, seemed to take a lifetime as it processed the dollar bill and then began to dispense the Milky Way… then stopped. With a look of disbelief Hinks dropped down closer to the machine, only inches from his precious candy trapped on the opposite side of the plexi-glass. Again, as if knowing the perfect timing, the machine proudly displayed ‘Thank you, come again!’ Rising up to his full, and not incredibly impressive height, Professor Hinks challenged the machine, cursing all the while. It almost appeared as if Hinks was expecting the machine to uproot and step outside to handle the situation.
     With a final grunt of defeat Hinks kicked his small worn loafer into the front of machine, which still held captive his now $2.00 candy bar, then turned sharply on his heel and hurried off to his afternoon Chemistry lecture. Moments after his dramatic exit the machine with a slight thud dropped the candy, and a shiny quarter with it.